*tips fedora* m’sandry
Kesha’s new twitter layout. She changed her twittername and also dropped the $
The human brain is an amazing organ. It functions 24 hours a day from the day we are born and only stops when we are taking an exam or fall in love.
when ur wife invites a bee over for dinner and he sits in ur spot
- DO NOT SPEAK TO ME IN A CONDESCENDING WAY
- DO NOT SPEAK TO ME LIKE I’M AN IDIOT
- DO NOT SPEAK TO ME AS IF I’M STUPID BECAUSE I DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT SOMETHING THAT YOU KNEW ABOUT OR BECAUSE I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND SOMETHING THAT’S SIMPLE FOR OTHER PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND
- JUST DON’T DO IT
"girls dress too revealing now days" says the teenaged boy with his pants pulled down to his knees and muscle shirt so big you can see his nipnops
im laying in bed and i was laughing at this pic of macklemore and my ipad decided to freeze and now i feel like im laying next to macklemore in bed it feels like i slept with macklemore and im so scared
perez hilton literally is the most terrible being alive. making up rumors to post on his gossip-mongering website is one thing but to involve her family and work colleagues is just low, all for the sake of trying to get attention. these kind of rumors can ruined somebodies life, just because his life is absolute crap doesn’t mean he has to bring the rest of the world down with him.